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oboeist3:

some specific marching band au tropes b/c there needs to be more of these

  • passed out on the first day of summer marching camp and woke up to you AU
  • fell asleep on you on the bus back from competition AU
  • left my flip folder at home so i have to keep looking over your shoulder to…

payneclinic:

college aus that i’ve encountered already:

you almost hit me with your car au “yes i was jay-walking but the pedestrian ALWAYS has the right-of-way!”

i’m alone at the dining hall and scared to sit alone can i please sit here? au “oh thank god, i thought i was gonna look like…

"Being loved is overwhelming. You’re always left thinking “Why me?” And “Why not her?”"
-Unknown (via xexpiredx)

plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

Umm i dont wanna be microwaved

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

happiest:

if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands

"We could’ve, should’ve, would’ve, but didn’t."