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breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever